police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha

police ki naukari k liye interview liya jaa raha tha ...aur apna bihaari lal bhi jaa pahunche....
officer ne bihaari se poocha...."agar bina laathi ya goli chalaaye bheed ko thithar bhithar karne ko kahaa jaaye tho tum kya karoge"
bihaari lal phat se jawaab diya..."jee mai jholi failaa kar chanda maangne lagoonga..."

A policeman caught a Pathan

A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?”

Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya :p

“BADLA”

“BADLA”
.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
“Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do”
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
.
‘Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:

Read more: Boy Vs Girl SMS - Part 10

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police:
Kiun ki?
Pathan:
Merey dost k pas call ai. Wo hans hans k baat kr rha tha. Me ne pucha k0n hai?
wo bola tumhari..BHABi

Read more: Pathan SMS - Part 2

पुलिस-तुम्हें फांसी पर चढाया जा रहा है

Jokes >> Police-chor

पुलिस-तुम्हें फांसी पर चढाया जा रहा है। तुम्हारी आखिरी इच्छा क्या है?
चोर-अगर आप मेरी जगह फांसी पर चढ जाएं तो।

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.