Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.

Autowala to Bunty : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.

Bunty : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe dena parega!!!

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke

Ek ladka achanak ladki ko dekh ke bola- Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi sunaun kya kya??
Ladki- Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya???

santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to

santa-agar mere hath me sarkar ho to
me desh ki taqdir badel dunga.
wife-tum pehle apna pajama tobadal lo subha
se ulta pehn rakha hai.

Gabber: Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha!

Gabber: Aaj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha!
Viru: Kutte, Kamine main tera khun pi jaunga.
Gabber: Haramkhor, me naha raha tha or Bansanti ja rahi thi !!

pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor

pujari ji ko dast lag gaye, wo doctor k pas dawa lene gaye dr. ne dawa di to pujari ne puchha parhej kya karu? dr bola bas SHANKH jor se mat bajana....

Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha

Ek admi PATHAN ko mar raha tha. Logon ne poocha k kyon mar rahay ho?
Wo bola: Sala ek ghantay se pooch raha hai… Ramzan ki jhandiyan kahan se milengi?

Allama Iqbal farmatay hain…

Allama Iqbal farmatay hain…
ooper se sab dekh raha hon Faraz ka haal iqbal,
Acha hi hua k mene koi asan shair nahi banaya

Ye badalti ratein, Ye doobtay arman

Ye badalti ratein, Ye doobtay arman
Ye jaltay diye, Ye bujhti shamaein
Ye kuch or nahi hai Faraz….

… Sirf K.E.S.C ka kamina pan hai

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya

Ek Aadmi Ladies ward me admit ho gaya.

Nurse:-
Tumko sharm nahi aati.

Aadmi bola:-
Sharm kaisi...!
Hum to Paida hi Ladies Ward me hue the.

Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?


Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. Shivji khush hue . .Prakat hue . Bole..puttar maang maang.. kya chahiye tujhey ! Bakth utha ... bola shivji mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do! Shivji bole kaisa gadha hai? Unhone kaha puttar tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai.kuch bada maang ! Wo fir bola nahi ji mujhey to aap guitar hi do ! Shivji ne phir samajhaya abey kuch dhang ka maang! Par wo to ada hi hua tha. bola, nahi aap to mujhey guitar hi do! Shivji uskey pao main gir gaye bole yaar tu kuch aur maang. guitar na maang ..Wo bola nai nai nai !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye. Ab Shivji gussey main aa gaye ..boley , abey agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata phirta ???

sher ki baaraath mai ek chooha

sher ki baaraath mai ek chooha bahut naach raha tha... use dekh kar dulhe ka bhai ne poocha..."bhai tum yahaan kya kar rhae ho...aur tum ho kaun..."
choohe ne kahaa..."aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai..."
is par sher..." bhai ye tho samajh mai nahi aayi.... sher ka yaar chooha kaise ho saktha hai..."
chooha..."mere bhai ..baath ye hai ki shaadi se pahale mai bhi sher hi tha"

Main 20 years old

Main 20 years old
Mr. M.Amir Rana
from Daska, Pakistan
Pakistan ka smart or zaheen tareen nojwan hai.
Mustaqbil mein
Prime Minister hoga.
“WIKILEAKS”
ka ek or inkeshaf

Kehtey hain ke Lahore Lahore hai,

Kehtey hain ke Lahore Lahore hai,
Pr Daska B uska shohar hai,

Agr Lahore me Larkian aam hain,
To Daska ke Larko ka B Naam hai,

Agr Lahori Larnay mei kum nhi,
To Peechy hatnay walay hum b nhi,

Agr Minar -E- Pakistan Lahore ka Nishan hai,
To Masjid Noor Ka Minar b Daska ki Pehchan hai,

Agr Lahore me Chireya Ghar hai,
To Daska me Cheema ki Nahar hai,

Agr Lahore ki ‘AnaarKali’ hai,
To Daska ka ‘Main Bazaar’ hai,

Agr Lahore me ‘Lakshmi chok’ hai,
To Daska me b ‘Fawara Chok’ hai,

Agr Lahore me ‘Bicon House’ hai,
To Daska me b “OxeFord” hai,

Agr Lahore me ‘Metro Center’ hai,
To Daska Me b “WALEED GIFT CENTER” hai,

Jitna bara Lahore hai,
Utna to Daska ka sirf College Road hai,

Agr koi Tumse kahay k khaak hai Daska,
To be Darhak BoL dena sub Shehron ka Baap hai *DASKA*

Meri Jaan Meri Pehchan hai “Daska”
Zillah Sialkot ki Shaan hai Daska

Pr Daska B uska shohar hai,

Agr Lahore me Larkian aam hain,
To Daska ke Larko ka B Naam hai,

Agr Lahori Larnay mei kum nhi,
To Peechy hatnay walay hum b nhi,

Agr Minar -E- Pakistan Lahore ka Nishan hai,
To Masjid Noor Ka Minar b Daska ki Pehchan hai,

Agr Lahore me Chireya Ghar hai,
To Daska me Cheema ki Nahar hai,

Agr Lahore ki ‘AnaarKali’ hai,
To Daska ka ‘Main Bazaar’ hai,

Agr Lahore me ‘Lakshmi chok’ hai,
To Daska me b ‘Fawara Chok’ hai,

Agr Lahore me ‘Bicon House’ hai,
To Daska me b “OxeFord” hai,

Agr Lahore me ‘Metro Center’ hai,
To Daska Me b “WALEED GIFT CENTER” hai,

Jitna bara Lahore hai,
Utna to Daska ka sirf College Road hai,

Agr koi Tumse kahay k khaak hai Daska,
To be Darhak BoL dena sub Shehron ka Baap hai *DASKA*

Meri Jaan Meri Pehchan hai “Daska”
Zillah Sialkot ki Shaan hai Daska

Jab Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhaag Sakta Hei

Jab Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhaag Sakta Hei
Zardari president bn skta he

Peshawar me 1 Din Phle Chand Nazr A Skta He
Pakistan Ireland Se Har Skta He

Pappu Pass ho Skta He
Munni bechaari badnam ho sakti hei

2 nain mast ho sakte hn
Pepsi pe 5 rupy km ho skty hn

Koi dekhe na dekhe shabir dekh skta he
Dadi umar ko awaz lga skti hn

Muojji babu ban skta h
To Phir Me kya aj
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