Ek aadmi ne ek gawar

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka

yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Sardar: Ha ha ha!

Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!

Neela sute neeli chunni neela rang kadhai ka,

Neela sute neeli chunni neela rang kadhai ka,
ek tumhari yaad sataye dooja gam padhai ka.

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Bura Mat Manana.
Muje Bhi Kali hi Mila tha Yaar.

A person never smoked, Drank,

A person never smoked, Drank, no Affair, no Girlfriend, No Flirt, when died. Insurance Company refused claim,They Said " Jo Jiya hi nahin mara kaise ?"

Suraj ki roshni apki ho jaye

Suraj ki roshni apki ho jaye, ye hawa apko kuch kah jaye, dil se jo chahte ho wo mang lo khuda se, apki murad puri ho jay.

jab god ne aap ko banay hoga,

jab god ne aap ko banay hoga, unhe bada maja aya hoga, surat di bholi bhali, hansi di baccho wali, mizaj diya cool aur dimag gaya bool.

Anta Piyo, Pepsi Piyo,

Anta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

2 prove; 1=2

2 prove; 1=2
Let x=y
=>x=y
=>2x-x=2y-y
=>2x-2y=x-y
=>2(x-y)=x-y
=>2=1
Saala maths ka itihas hila kar rakh dala.
Bata dena ALBERT EINSTEIN ko uska BAAP aa gaya..

Dard ki diwar par fariyad likha

Dard ki diwar par fariyad likha karte hai, har raat tanhai ko abad kiya karte hai E kuda unhe jarur khush rakhna, jinhe hum din raat yaad kiya karte.

pagal hone ka saral tareeka:

pagal hone ka saral tareeka:
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kya baat hai, pagal hone ka itna shok hai ki tareeka dhoond rahe ho..!!

pagal hone ka saral tareeka:

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kya baat hai, pagal hone ka itna shok hai ki tareeka dhoond rahe ho..!!

wo aayi ; muskurayi

wo aayi ; muskurayi..
usne bola; humne suna..
usne likha; humne dekha...
wo janne wali thi ki hum bole...



"maam attendence to le lo "...!!!

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tooo ulta kar ke padh




abhi bheee nahi aaya.





sidha nahi aaya tooo
budhu ulta kya

Itne begane ho gaye hum K

Itne begane ho gaye hum K kabhi fursat me bhi hamari yad na ayi Hum to intezar karte rahe apke sms ka Lakin ap ki to miss call bhi na ayi

happy dog day |ye SMS har use insan ko

happy dog day |ye SMS har use insan ko bhejiye jo apki nazar mekutta hai........////
mene to bhej diya . ab mujhe wapas bhej ke
apni kuttapanti mat dikhana...////////

Arz kiya hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab

Arz kiya hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,Logo ki biwiyon ke pas ghanto bethkar husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai.

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I'm Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I'm Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

By: PSB
In Insult SMS
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Churi ko kar tu Taiz
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,

Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai...

Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak. :-)

By: PSB
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Aaj Tom & Jerry ki barsi hai. Un ki yaad me please yeh SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "cartoon" ko zaroor forward karein.. Maine apna farz pura kar diya. . . . .

By: Akash
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Dear god sabko exam me pass karna.fwd this msg to 10 people u will definitely pass and will get more than 70% marks yakin na ho to ignor krke dekh lena.

By: Akash
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Ek Bihari
So Bimari,
Do Bihari
Maramari,
Teen Bihari
Train Hamri,
Panch Bihari Sarkar Hamari.
Par Ek Marwadi, puri duniya Ko Bhari,
JAI MARWADI..

By: Akash
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Arz kiya hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,Logo ki biwiyon ke pas ghanto bethkar husband ke marne ke fayde samjhate hai.