santa & banta

Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”

BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...

BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: ROTI DE DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: TO CHALO TAMATAR HI DE DO.
AADMI KI PADOSI BOLTI HAI: YEH TOTLE HAIN. KEH RAHE HAIN "KAMAKAR KHAO".

Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 putra

Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 putra the aur Pandu Ke sirf 5, aisa kyu?
Student: Madam, kyu ki Jinki aankhe hoti hai, unhe aur bhi kaam hote hai.

Santa: Yaar meri aankhen kabhi

Santa: Yaar meri aankhen kabhi dhang se nahi khulti, koi tarika toh batao.
Friend: Kisi din achanak apne ghar bedroom mein chale jao, aakhen khuli ki khuli reh jayengi.

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Ni

Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?

Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi

Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.

Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Lallu Bhagte Bhagte Chor Se b Aagay Nikal Gaya.
Lallu: Ek To Chori Uper Se Hum Se Race ?

Santa pravachan sun ne gaya,

Santa pravachan sun ne gaya, ghar aaker biwi ko god me utha liya, biwi boli kya baat hai pravachan me romantic karne ko bola hai.santa bol nhi pagli bola hai ki apne dukho ka bhaar khud uthao...

Wife:Tum muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan

Wife:Tum muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan
jitna.Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj banaoge Hus:Maine to Plot
le liya hai,Der to tum kar rahi ho.

Santa na ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha-

Santa na ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- Aapne pehchana mujhko?
Ladki- Nahi..
Santa- Mai wahi hoon jise aapne parson bhi nahi pehchaana tha!! ;-)

Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!

Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!
Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi!
Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi!
Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-)

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

santa bike se ja raha tha,

santa bike se ja raha tha,
ladki ko dekh karachanak gir gaya
ladki oh my god lagi toh nahi?
santa-o nai soniye hum toh aise hi bike se utarte hai