Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Funny Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.

Funny Question: Wife maike jakar Husband

Funny Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?

Funny Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!!

Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante

Hamare Pyare Pandit Ji library me 2-3 ghante book pad ke bole: SO BORING. Itne saare characters, par koi story nahi.

Librarian: Pandit ji, yeh to telephone directory hai !!

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho

Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?

Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt

Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.

Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?

Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

santa & banta

Santa: I want to gift something special to my wife on our marriage anniversary.

Banta: Give her a diamond ring.

Santa: No, I want something big.

Banta: Give her an MRF tyre.