SANTA & banta

Santa: Sabse bari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de

santa ne ek Gadda khoda or

santa ne ek Gadda khoda or usme ja k beth gaya?
banta ne puchha: ?Ae ki ho raya ha??
santa replied: DEEP THINKING

santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha

santa ko apna gadhha bechna tha

unho ne apne ek dost ko letter likha

?agar tmhen kabhi kisi gadhhay ki zroorut ho toh
mujhay yaad ker lena !?

Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or

Aaju-Tere Papa Tailor Hai Or
Teri Shirt Fati Hai,

Muju-Sharm Ki Baat To Ye He Ki
Tere Papa Dentist He Or Tera Bhai Bina DANT Ke Paida Hua

Gabbar-Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur

Gabbar-Ye Hath Muje Dede Thakur
Thakur-Nai
In Hatho Se Me Dosto Ko Msgs Krta Hu
YeJo Is Waqt Msg Padh Raha H Is Ke hath Lele
Ye kabhi Msg Nai Krta

FAQIR: Kuch khana De do

FAQIR: Kuch khana De do

MAF KARO BABA

FAQIR:Kuch To Do

Acha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJao
FAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi

santa CIGRATE P raha tha

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI Se baat krti ho

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.

Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,

MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai.

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai