Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use Chuhe Mar

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pe?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ab ap ki Screen pe
‘KIYA AP NY MASJID SE NEW SHOES CHORI KARNA CHOR DIYE?

A=yes
B=No

Pathan Girlfriend k sath date pe gaya,

Pathan Girlfriend k sath date pe gaya,
Ahista se bola
Mery dil mein ek bat hy mgar kehty huy
Ghbrata hon

Girl:kaho na,
Plz Keh do na
Pathan:
Wo
Wo
Wo
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Tmhry pas

Bacha : Papa mujhe baaja dilao,

Bacha : Papa mujhe baaja dilao,
PAPA : Nahe tum sabko tang karo ge.
Bacha : Nahe papa kasam se jab sab so jayenge tab mein bajaoonga.

santa & banta

Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai
Banta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao
1- 2 din baad
Banta: ab kaise ho
Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi

GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar.

GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar.
After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-|

Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.

Banta calls FM radio: I'v found sm1 named Kamaljit's wallet wid Rs. 15K.
RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?
Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him.;-)

Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga

Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga
Biwi-P K aye ho?
Santa-Nahi To!
Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bak2 kr rhe ho

k deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya.

Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.

Race dekhte Hue

Race dekhte Hue
GOLU ne Pucha:"Inam kisko milega?"
MOLU:Sub se age wale ko.
GOLU:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?

golu-madam aap murgi hai kya teacher- q

golu-madam aap murgi hai kya teacher- q
golu -aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hain

Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye.

Ladke wale ladki dekhne gaye.
Ladk ne Ladki se pucha:"Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai "?
Ladki : " Nahi mujhe to BANANA KHANA aata hai..!!