1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai

isay paint kese krte hain?

2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain

Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar

Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai.
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Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.

Robert:-Boss isne kuch nahi kiya

Robert:-Boss isne kuch nahi kiya phir ise saza kyu di.
Ajit:-smart boy!Aajkal PREPAID ka jamana hai.Pehle saza bhugto phir galti karo

Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?

Ustad: Konsa Prinda Sab Se Taiz Urta Ha?
Boy: Hathi
UstaD: Nalaiq,Tera Bap Kia Krta Hy?
Boy: BSP KA Unit incharg he
Ustad: Shabash Hathi is the right answer .

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko

Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?


2 pathan:
kia pata nikalta bi ho
andhera itna hota hai kahan dikhai day ga...

Beta-Papa aap press kyon karte hain

Beta-Papa aap press kyon karte hain.
Papa-Isase salvaten nikal jati hai.
Beta-Fir to achchha hai, main Dadaji ke gaal ki salvaten nikal dunga.

Santa ne apne 6 months k baby

Santa ne apne 6 months k baby
ki birthday partyrakhi,kisine
pucha:6 month k baby ka B'Day kese.
Santa:Hum semester system ko follow karte hai

fill in the blanks sms fill in the blanks 1.

fill in the blanks sms
fill in the blanks 1.

Three things in ME which U can never 4get. “____” ; “____” ; & “____” ; FiLL in d BLanks. WaiTinG 4 an HonesT RpLy! ;-) :-D:-)

fill in the blanks 2.

wo___bhi kya___thi, jis___me wo___thi us ___ k basane se mere dil ki ___`___thi in 7 blanks me 1hi word ata hai wo word kya hai ??? rply me

fill in the blanks 3.

Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or “Nahi”
1:____ main insan nehi hoon.
2:____ main hi chor hun.
3:____ main hi pagal hun.

fill in the blanks 4.

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must…


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Father: Mere 4 bachay hain,

Father: Mere 4 bachay hain, 3 ne MBA kea hua hai aur 1 Chor hai

Frnd: Jo choriyan karta ha usay ghar se nikaalte Q Nhi ho?

Father: ek wohi to Kama k lata hai..


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