yaad aata hai jab wo rote hue ko hansane wala

yaad aata hai jab wo rote hue ko hansane wala
yaad aate hi hanste hanste rula jata hai wo...

Do dost the

Do dost the
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ache dost the
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bht ache dost the
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bht hi ache dost the
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kafi jyada ache dost the
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to hone do yr,apne se ache thodi the.

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere Dost

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se Mere Dost

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Mere Paas Khud Biryani Ki Aik Hi Plate Hai...

log gulab dekh k kehte hain ki kitna

log gulab dekh k kehte hain ki kitna badnasib hai ye..kanto me khila hai. per koi un kanto ki nahi sochta jise bade nasib se 1 phool mila hai

BAPU bola

BAPU bola
jo bhi msg nahi krta use aur msg krne ka
aeisa krne se ek din use aapki kadar aayegi
isliye SORRY bolega aur msg karega
bole to GANDHIGIRI ZINDABAAD..!

Lyf is a little haraami & v are

Lyf is a little haraami & v are little haramkhors too.
Ven v find sm1 whose haramkhori is matching ours,v fall into mutual harampanti & cal it Frndship.Hi jaan.

Sardiyo ki 1 sard sham me

usne mere haath thaam ke kaha
itne garm haath wafaa ki nishani hote hai.
Mujhe ab khayal aaya ke us waqt uske haath thande kyu the...

1 chote bache ne darwaja khola

1 chote bache ne darwaja khola or apni didi k boyfriend ko dekh k masumiyat se bola :
"AAp roj didi se milne aate ho ? apki apni DIDI nahi hai kya ?

5gm kasme

5gm kasme
10gm hanshi
10gm shuk-dukh
25gm pyar
50gm batein
thodi takrar
aur thoda pyar
swad anusar
DISH-E-DOSHTI
ho gai taiyar.

>Insan Kbhi 4Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota

>Insan Kbhi 4Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota

>Mobile

>Auto Mobile

>TV

Or

> B V

> Q K Padosi K Pas achhe "MODEL" Hote Hai.......

School Pj:

School Pj:
Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah

Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..
Wah Wah
Student says..











"PLz mam may i go to toilet"??..

Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To

Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro,


Wah Wah

Wah Wah



Ladki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bana Liya Kro..(>_<)
smjha idiot..

Santa became the driver of train

Santa became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late bcoz?
He stopped at every phatak n askd
?jalandher nu ehi line jandi a??

Aapni GirlFrnd Ko Ye Dil Fek Shayari Bhejiye,

Aapni GirlFrnd Ko Ye Dil Fek Shayari Bhejiye,

Arz Hai,

Pani K Bina Tu Tatti Dho Nahi Sakti,

Aur
Mere Siva Tu Kisi Aur Ki Ho Nahi Sakti