Pathan ny chalange kiya k

Pathan ny chalange kiya k

Woh minar-e-pakistan ko apne sar par utha kar peshawar ja sakta hai.

Hazaron log ikthay ho gaye...

Pathan bola: bus isey utha kar mere sar par rakho tum....:-

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..



Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..

Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath

Q Rehte He

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE…