Bholaji goes to a Udipi hotel to have

Bholaji goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Bhola eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind.

Bhola then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices that Bhola eats only the filling and not the shell. ; Waiter is very curious. Bhola next orders for Batata Vada. This time around also Bhola eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind. Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Bhola asks him, "Bholaji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"

Bhola says,"Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ki cheez mat khaya karo..."

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zameen chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG

Bhola with a camera, was focusing

Bhola with a camera, was focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Mere dil ko tab bauhat jhatka laga

Mere dil ko tab bauhat jhatka laga jab maine ek ladke(boy) ko mandir(tample) mai CIGRATTE peete dekha..

GHOR KALYUG

You can't believe, mere hath se WHISKY ki bottel gir gayi..

Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar

Aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par phool daal raha hota he
Aur brabar men bhi aik aadmi apne dost ki qabar par chawal daal raha hota he.
Pehla Aadmi doosre se kehta he " Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?"
Doosra dost:"Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga

Beggar : " oh sundari, andha hoon,

Beggar : " oh sundari, andha hoon, sawa paanch rupya de de.."

Husband told his wife : De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mei yeh andha hai..

Ladki valentine ko Archies Gallary me ….

Ladki valentine ko Archies Gallary me …..

Ladki : Aisa card hai jispe likha ho mein sirf tumse aur sirf tumse pyar karti hu!
Man : Mil jayega.
girl buying card
Ladki :2 darjan pack kar do.

ADMI NAAI SE: MERI TERE

ADMI NAAI SE: MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.
NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAI
ADMI GHUSSAY SE: YE KYA KIYA HAI ???
NAAI: MAIN KYA KAROON MAIN NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.

Teacher:Bunty, you say

Teacher:Bunty, you say that when did french revolution started and ended?
Bunty:(thinking for sometime)I dont know exactly sir but i m sure that it is from pg no 16 to 25.

Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer

Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai

So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ?
"Software Engineer : "Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"

Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"

Software Engineer is very excited
Software Engineer : "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"

Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"

Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka

Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Patient: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....