PANI & PYAAR me kya fark hota hai...

PANI & PYAAR me kya fark hota hai...? fark sirf 1 hi hai... insan pani me pade to "BHEEG" JATA HE .. AUR PYAR ME PADE TO "SOOKH" jata hai....

ek admi gana ga raha tha

ek admi gana ga raha tha






"behane de mujhe behane de"






aik badmassladka bolta hai



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abe tujh jese kutte ko kaun apni behane dega.......kya samjhe

Ye aankh roney ki shiddat se

Ye aankh roney ki shiddat se laal nahin hai FARAAZ..



Is main kisi andhe k bachy ne ungli mari hai.

(-_=) aaeee...

USA se Tumhare liye rishta aya he,

USA se Tumhare liye rishta aya he, Baap hardware me he, Maa software me he, Bhai footwear me hai, aur Ladki sirf UNDERWER me he, chalegi?

Duniya me Kbhi Kisi Achhe Insaan

Duniya me Kbhi Kisi Achhe Insaan Ko talash mat kro Balki Khud Achhe Ban Jao ho skta H Ki apke Is kam se kisi or Ki talash Khatm ho jaye

Pata he jab tum ghar se nikalte ho

Pata he jab tum ghar se nikalte ho
to...

Ladkiyan tumhe hasrat se dekhti hai

Aahen bhrti hai,

or

sochti hai kash !




Hmara b aisa "BHAI" Hota.

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
Wa wa.



Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana
BANDAR b msg pad raha h,
EDUCATED hua zamana..
Wa wa..

Jab b mera SMS mile to

Jab b mera SMS mile to tali jarur bajana Qki mujhe brahma G ka vardan he ki jo mere sms me tali nhi bajayega vo agle janm me ghar-ghar jakar tali bajayega.

chahe dhup ho ya chaoho

chahe dhup ho ya chaoho,har waqt dost tere sath ho,mangi hai rab se yahi dua teri zindagi mien harpal khushiyon ki barsat ho.

raja ko rani se pyar hota hai

raja ko rani se pyar hota hai to tare kyo tilmilate hai kyonki bad me lion aur sher jese nishachar janavar hi peda hote hai

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab, ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai...
CHALTE RAHENGE
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab, ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai...
CHALTE RAHENGE

Rani Kajol

Rani
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Kareena

A ur aapki

Choti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapko
HAPPY RAKHI bola hai

Aapko Hamari umar lag jaye,

Aapko Hamari umar lag jaye,
Yahi khuda se fariyad karte hai,
Aapko kya khabar ki,
Ham Aapko kitna yaad karte hai.

Seene Me Dil

Seene Me Dil
Dil Me Dard
Dard Me Nasa
Nase Me Mithas
Mithas Me Umeed
Umeed Me Yaadein
Yaadon Me Khayal
Khayal Me Tasveer
Tasveer Me Sirf Tum
MY DARLING

Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,

Teri Gali Main na rakhen gay qadam, aaj ke baad,
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Kyon k KEECHAR bohat ho jati hai Barsaat k Baad.
"Happy MoonSoon"

Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat

Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain?


Bhala Kahan Se?












Door se ;-)

arz kia hai kay

arz kia hai kay

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai
wah wah subhanAllah

aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai

to


is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai??
ha ha ha

Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho!

Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho!

tumhara na to koi character hai na emaan

tum jesay log dunia main dil he tortay hain

Ye film BUDHA GUJAR ka dialogue hai!

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....
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karay jaoo.
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karay jaoo.
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.
baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo
khud kabhi na
karna.....

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil Dukhaya
Kasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,
Aut jo bhi kiya uske liye

Aap se jo bhi ban pade,
wo kar lena
Hum Nahi Sudharenge

ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj

ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj hote hai, apne parents ko bhi bhul jate hai keval isliye ki unhe koi sathi mil jaye par unhe nahi pata hota pariwar ka hathi dubara nahi milta

Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho

Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho
kabhi kisi ke dil se mat khelo
kyunki dil 1 hi hota he
agar khelna hi he to KIDNEY se khelo
wo 2 hoti he

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai"

Sab ne chaha k use hum na mile,

Sab ne chaha k use hum na mile, humne chaha k use gam na mile, agr khushi milti hai use humse juda hokar, to yahi dua hai k use kabhi hum na mile....

Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.

Kabir Das ji ne kaha hai.
KAAL KARE SO AAJ KAR...

Santa ne pucha.AB MUJHE KOI YE BATAYE, KAL AANE WALI "POTTY" KO AAJ KAISE KAREIN? :-D :-D

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


Dunya Zalim hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


Dunya harjai hoskti hai

"TUM NAHI"


jalebi seedhi hosakti hai

"LEKIN TUM NAHI..:

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,

Tumhare ankhein kabhi nam na ho,
Tumhare zindegi me koi gam na ho,
Tumko mile kismat se aisi dulhan,
jiski wajan 200 kilo se kam na ho.

Hitler bhi chala gaya….

Hitler bhi chala gaya….
Sadam mara gaya……..
Bin laden ka pata nahi…
Tum bhi dikte nahi…….
Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..