Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?

Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

`1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha

`1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
.
.
Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.

2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay

2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay
, Qareeb se guzarte hoye pathan ne unse kaha… Qaari Sahab, Hamare liye bhi dua karna.

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?

Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola

“Baji ye Railway Station hai”

Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?

Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?

Pathan ki 2 Bevian Lar pari.

Pathan ki 2 Bevian Lar pari.
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
Or 2nd boli ni.
Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola






Mai kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun.

PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE

PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO HOSPITAL 4 DELIVERY. AFTER AN HOUR DOCTOR COMES OUT.
PARROT ASKS, "KYA HUA?"

DOC : "KYA HOGA, POPAT HOGA"

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?
papa-beta hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain
.beta- isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

Beta - "Apki Love Marriage hui thi na."

Beta - "Apki Love Marriage hui thi na."
Papa - "ha par tumhe kaise pata."
Beta - "Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai