Santa & banta

Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad mere larka hua hai
Banta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

judge: u are crossing your limit.

judge: u are crossing your limit.
Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: hoe dare u calling me saala?
Lawyer: my lord i said kaun sa law aisa

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

Rancho : "1 Over me kitni Ball Fenki jati hai??"

Rancho : "1 Over me kitni Ball Fenki jati hai??"
Virus : "6 Balls"
Rancho : "Galat Jawab, 1 Over me 1 hi Ball 6 times fanki jati hai."
Think Differnt.

banta & santa

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar hai'?
Santa : namak nahi hai.
Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?
Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.