Ek student phichhe ke bench se bola,

Ek student phichhe ke bench se bola, madam piche ki light on kar do,To madam ne bola ki mere piche kaha light hai ki on karu.

Sweest proposal Ek Boy or Ek Girl L.K.G class

Sweest proposal Ek Boy or Ek Girl L.K.G class

Boy:- ka tu mujhse saddi kalegi,

Girl:- nai

Boy:- Karlona,

Girl:- mai nahi karungi,

Boy:- karlena Bahan please

Ek sardar jee Ghode se ja rahe the

Ek sardar jee Ghode se ja rahe the, to usne Red light par Ghode ko nahi roka,to traffic police ne roka, to sardar jee Ghode ki puchh utha kar bole, ki number note kar lo beta,

Lalu-Kahe rooti ho?Tum to hamar chand ho

Lalu-Kahe rooti ho?Tum to hamar chand ho
Rabdi-Hum ka chand na bulao
Lalu-kahe??
Rabdi-Sasure Amrika wale bar bar chand par chad jate hai..

Santa ka RADIO kharaab ho gaya,

Santa ka RADIO kharaab ho gaya,
khol k dekha to under CHUHA mara hua tha,
dekh k Santa bola:
AE lo, chalega kaise, SINGER to mar gaya..!

Santa: khana parosne Me kitni der hai?

Santa: khana parosne Me kitni der hai?
Waiter:Der Nahi lagegi. Khana to kal se taiyar hai, Bas Garm karne ki der hai

Judge: Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rahe,

Judge: Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rahe,
Roka Q Nahi?

Gawaah: Janab Agar Meri Jaan Chali Jati To Aapko Chashmadid Gawaah Kahan Se Milta?