Pitaji: jab bhi tu koi galti karta hai,

Pitaji: jab bhi tu koi galti karta hai,
chinta ke maare mera ek baal safed ho jata hai.
Ladka: tabhi mein sochu dadaji ke saare baal safed kyu hai.

Khan: Yar Abi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa

Khan: Yar Abi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?
Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay
Khan: Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga

santa & banta

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.


Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

santa &banta

ssanta : sholay ke waqt kitne aadmi the...








banta : mujhe kya pata shooting ke samy mai wahan nahi tha








banta : mujhe kya pata shooting ke samy mai wahan nahi tha

1st child-mere papa bhahut darpok hai.2nd child-kai

1st child-mere papa bhahut darpok hai.2nd child-kaise?ist child-jab bhi road cross karte hai meri ungli pakad lete hai.

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai

Banta santa se-teri dukan pe mitthai rakhi h tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta,santa- yaar krta to bhut h par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu

teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao

teacher- is muhawre ko samjhao
"kiya karaye par pani firna"


student-very simple
jese hi mene toilet ka flush chalaya, mere kiye karaye par pani fir gaya

Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?

Ladka:meri mummy mere papa ko kutta kehti h.
or papa unko BILLI,

mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu


ya BILLA??

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya.

1 Snta ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya.
Logo ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko Q mara?

snta bola:

O yar mai jis-se b puchta k tum phone pe kis-se bat kr rha h to wo khta.
Teri bhabhi se.

Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!

Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!



Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?

Ek sharabi Ka Court Mein case Chal Raha tha

Ek sharabi Ka Court Mein case Chal Raha tha.
Judge Ne Kaha
" ORDER ORDER"
Sharabi Replied..
" Ek CHILI CHICKEN,EK Qtr ROYAL STAG With SODA' Jaldi...

Sadhu-kuch daan karo Beta?

Sadhu-kuch daan karo Beta?
Santa Ne Jeb Se 5/-Nikal K De Diye
SADHU-Khush Hoke Maang Beta Kya Mangta He?

Santa-Babaji,Mere 5/-wapas De Do

Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari ha

Police:Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visphotak samagari hai.
Santa-Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maike gyi H

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho

Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.

santa & banta

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

SMS karne ke fayde

SMS karne ke fayde
1.mai bhi khush

2.jise bhejo wo bhi khush

3.yado ka silsila bana rehta hai

4.kaun KANJUS hai wo bhi pata chalta hai...!

santa comleated his MBBS &did his 1st

santa comleated his MBBS &did his 1st operation soon after finishing the patient dead
he prayed: Bhagavan mera pehla "Gift" swikar karo.

nurse-mubarak ho aapke ghar beta paida huwa hai

nurse-mubarak ho aapke ghar beta paida huwa hai
santa- wah g wah kya technology hai BV meri hospital me hai aur baccha ghar paida huwa hai.

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?

Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Tchr: Kaun kon si?
Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)