santa & BANTA

Santa Jub B Wash Room Jata To Darwaza Khol Ke Jata

Banta-Aisa Kyu

Santa-Muje Shak He Ke Darwaze Ke Niche Wale
Surakh Se Mujhe Koi Dekhta He

santa& banta

Bnta- Tmhare Papa Kitne Saal K He

Santa- Jitne Saal Ka Mai Hu
B- Kaise
S- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein "A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?

Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE" Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Maa-Tumhare Papa Dubai Gae Hue Hai
Wo Aa Jaen Phir Sochenge

Kid-Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De

Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi

Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi

Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga

Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi..

RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He

RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He
Or bhag Rahi He

DR-Tension Mat Lo
Jub
Petrol Khatam Ho Jayega To Wo Aa Jayegi

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?

MUSHKIL SINGH. !

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2
S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se

santa & banta

Santa-Jabse ye homogiri legal ho gayi hai mai bahut pareshan hu..
Banta-why..?
Santa-Arre, kya pata mera nalaayak beta kal BAHU layega ya JAMAAI..?