Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha ,

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha ,
ek makhi us par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi,
ye dekh santa bola- hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

santa & banta

Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho
. Banta=magr matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya,

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya,
lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai,
bahar ka khaana mat khao..

Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.

Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.

Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

husband-talak lena hai,

husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka natija.....

Ek operation ke baad patient bola:

Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
'doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?'

Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to chitrgupt hu...

Dad:result ka kya hua

Dad:result ka kya hua

Son:aba aik good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata

Son:mai pass ho gya

Dad:GREAT aur bad news

Son:good news galat hai. ;->

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,

Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,

Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga...

Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun".

Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Funny Hindi Man: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.