Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

Banta: What is Ford? Santa: Gaadi. Banta: What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaa

	Banta: What is Ford? Santa: Gaadi. Banta: What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Q: Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya?

Q: Daler exam vich fail kiyon hoya?

A: Jado teacher blackboard erase karda si, ta Daler notebook erase kar dinda si,.. . BOLO tara-ra!!

Sante ne apni engagement tod diti.

Sante ne apni engagement tod diti.

Kiyon ki kudi kavari c.

Santa: Jo ajj tak kisi di nahi ho saki, oh meri kiven ho sakdi hai ?

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi

Punjabi Boy: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakda. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne.

Punjabi Girl: Ghar vich kon kon hai.

Punjabi Boy: 1 bivi te 3 bache.

Ravan ne Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka

Ravan ne Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aaya.

Door knock kiya.

Ram Ji ne door khola.

Ravan Stands Thinking
Guess What?

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Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?