Ek Bihari

Ek Bihari
So Bimari,
Do Bihari
Maramari,
Teen Bihari
Train Hamri,
Panch Bihari Sarkar Hamari.
Par Ek Marwadi, puri duniya Ko Bhari,
JAI MARWADI..

Dear god sabko exam me pass

Dear god sabko exam me pass karna.fwd this msg to 10 people u will definitely pass and will get more than 70% marks yakin na ho to ignor krke dekh lena.

Aaj Tom & Jerry ki barsi hai. Un ki yaad

Aaj Tom & Jerry ki barsi hai. Un ki yaad me please yeh SMS kam se kam kisi 1 "cartoon" ko zaroor forward karein.. Maine apna farz pura kar diya. . . . .

Churi ko kar tu Taiz

Churi ko kar tu Taiz
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,

Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai...

Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak. :-)

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen I'm Right Na?

Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I'm Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I'm Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.

BE - ALERT

BE - ALERT

KOI BHI
KUCH BHI
KHAANEY KO DEY

MAT-KHAANA

IDHAR - UDHAR
NIGAH - RAKHNA
Kyu - K


Kyu-K

CITY-GOVT NE
KUTTA MAAR MOHIM

START KAR DI HAI... :p@@@

Ankhon mein shrrafat.Ankhon mein shrrafat.

Ankhon mein shrrafat.Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Ankhon mein shrrafat.

Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.

Abey O Egg K Chilke !

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar

Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy

Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len


















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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->

Your account has been recharged

Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .


HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . .

Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki

Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..

Garib Kon hai?

Garib Kon hai?
Jab Ladki 2 rs. me KISS k liye raji ho jaye...
Oor Tumhare pas keval 1 hi rupeeya ho...