Two dogs, Rubi and Moti

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking sound) "Press the red
button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

Ek paagal"oye kallu

Ek paagal"oye kallu tainu pata si mai taajmahal kharedne ja riya hu"

Dooja paagal:-"oye tallu aye jab mai bechanga tabhi toh tu kharedga"

There was a jatt in the middle of

There was a jatt in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat, when another jatt drove by. The blonde in the car got out and hollered to the other one, 'It's jatts like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson.'

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back.

A Jatt stormed up to the front desk

A Jatt stormed up to the front desk of the library of Panjab University at Ludhiana and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no story whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs

JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs. deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga .
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs. labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai : Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi, aapne pehla hi katt laye...

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!