Madom - Bachcho batao kis devi par kaun sa prasad chadhta hai

Madom - Bachcho batao kis devi par kaun sa prasad chadhta hai ?

Ek bachcha - Yes mam RAVRI DEVI par LALU PRASAD chadhta hai.

nsan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?

nsan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?
BOSS k samne?
WIFE k samne?
GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
?
?
Phir
?
?
Bhikari k samne
"Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao.....

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he

Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan he
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

1 Andha aadmi air force mein bharti ke liye gaya

Major: Main tumhe kiss kam ke liye rakhu?

Aadmi: Sirf andhadhundh firing ke liye!

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaste, Sada khushiyo se bhare ho tere raste,Hasi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,Khusbu phool ke sath rehti hai jis tarah.

Aasooyon ko na dosh do..

Aasooyon ko na dosh do... Kambaqt yahi to wafaa karte hai... Akelepan me yeh dil behlaane ko humara.. bin pooche... chale aate hai

Best friend wo nahi jo

Best friend wo nahi jo kabhi kabhiek sms kare.
Best frnd wo hai jo sms ka poora truck bheje..

"Garmi aur Insult"

"Garmi aur Insult" jitni zyada mehsoos karoge, utni hi zyada lagegi... So be careless & be besharam!! ENJOY LIFE, THINK HATKE.

Param Pujya Mitra,

Param Pujya Mitra,
Prnam,Apke sndesh na milne se hm ati vichlit avastha me hain Krpya apne
"chalit durbhas yantr"se sndes bhejte rhen, man Prafullit rahta hai

Karlo YAAD Tab Tak Hum Zinda Hain

Karlo YAAD Tab Tak Hum Zinda Hain

Dost

Phir Mat Kehna Chala Gaya Hai Dil Mein Yadein Basa Kr.

kisi ne kya khub kaha h

kisi ne kya khub kaha h

Zindagi tasveer b hai aur taqdeer bi
Manchahe rango se bane to tasveer h
Aur
Unchahe rango se bane to taqdeer hai

Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,

Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,

wah..wah


Nach meri bul bul TUJHE paisa milega,


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