Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha. Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.

Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta?

Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.

Santa & Banta were sitting in a

Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Voh choom le ik bar to aati nahi neend

Unki meethi avaz mein jati hai raat beet

Iss liye kehta hu ye risk na uthao

All out lagao machar bhagao…

Funny Lalu found answer to the most

Funny Lalu found answer to the most difficult question ever: What came first- the chicken or the egg?

"Hum jiska order pehle dunga, vahi pehle ayega na!"

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse

Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.

Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.

Bania market jata hai underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear
purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki

Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming

Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

Train mein ik mosquito Funny

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu

Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Funny Ramu: Nahi maalik, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.