Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.
Funny Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.
Monday, July 25, 2011
santa & banta
Santa: Mein apni patni ko birthday par kon-sa gift du?
Banta: Ik diamond ring de do.
Santa: Nahi mein kutch badi si cheej deni chahta hu.
Banta: Fir MRF ka tyre de do.Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday
Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?
Bill Gates: Hamare country mein
Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.
Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.
Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Blonde: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Blonde: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.)
Blonde: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?In a football match.
In a football match.
Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?
Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.
Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri
Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Funny Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi
Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Mr Funny gusse mein bola, meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is
Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?Lady doctor: Tum roz subah
Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Funny Lalu: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11aA short man was getting bitten by
A short man was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maro
Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter
Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe the. A traffic cop tried to stop them.
Funny Santa: Sorry phaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai.Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in
Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Funny Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta haiMaalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha
Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.
Funny Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.Girlfriend: Will u marry me?
Girlfriend: Will u marry me?
Funny Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you
Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Funny Boyfriend: I'm falling in love.
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