Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.

Policeman:Madam is Pool me nahana mana hai.
Lady:Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.
Policeman:Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi.

Wife:Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh raha hai.

Wife:Dekho na Wo aadmi mujhe Ghur Ghur k Dekh raha hai.
Husband:Are wo toh Bhangarwala hai,Bekar mal psr nazar rakhna Uski aadat hai.

1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia

1 dafa 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sonay ka set dia

Mangetar ne khush ho k pocha is set ki kemat kia hai?

Chor ne jawab dia....:

Teen Sal Qaid e Bamushakat...!!!

STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?

STU:Sr sb log HINDI ENG. me bolte hai MATHS me kyo ni bolte?
........
TCHR:Jyada 3 5 na kr
9 2 11 ho le
Ni to 4 5 dhr dunga to
6 k 36 dikhne lgenge.....

Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki

Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Rozana Dawa Khaa Raha hun.
Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Doctor: Acha to Mai Aapko Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.

Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!

Faqeer:Baji ALLAH ke naam per paise do!

Baji:Haramkhor, sharam nahi ati, road per bheeg maangte ho..!

Faqeer:Tere 1 rupay ke liye Office khol loon..!

In 2025 Bhikhari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..

In 2025
Bhikhari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy: Ye Le Meri MBA Ki Degree Rakh Le.
Bhikhari: Nahi Chahiye, Tujhe Chahiye
To Meri CA Ki Rakh Le...

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?

Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...

Admi: Woh Kaise??

Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo Hai...

santa & banta

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha..

Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.

Banta: Haan..

Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..

Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par

Color kiya,

Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya






"SAME AS ABOVE"

santa & banta

Santa : Yaar gadha mithai dekhkar kya sochta hoga ?

Banta : Yahi ki "KAASH YAH MITHAI GHAAS HOTI".

Papa beti sa:-

Papa beti sa:-
Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein,
Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion?
Beti:-
Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay