Sal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.
Banta: Yatna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.
Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?
Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do.
Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom.
Mr Funny: Do you have color TVs?
Salesman: Yes.
Mr Funny: Give me a green one, please.