Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha

Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya

Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara

Boy- Sir Ne Aaj Mujhe Bahut Mara
Dad- Why ?
Boy- Sir Ne Puchha 2*3=? , Maine Kaha 6, Phir Puchha 3*2=?
Dad- Saale Dono Answer Same Hota Hai.
Boy- Maine Sir Ko Bilkul Aise Hi Kaha Tha..

GOLU Ek slim ladki ko

GOLU Ek slim ladki ko
Dekh Kar Bola-

Chehra tera khas nahi
Haddiyo me teri maas nahi
Pyar kya tujhse khak karu
Teri to jine ki bhi aas nahi

GOLU-Batao Ghadi Me Kitna Time Huma hai

GOLU-Batao Ghadi Me Kitna Time Huma hai
MOLU-Muje Ghadi Dekhne Ni Aata
GOLU-Ghadi Ki Dono Suaiya Kaha Hai
MOLU-Ghadi Ke Aandar...

GOLU & MOLU Raat ko Chhat Pe So Rahe The

GOLU & MOLU Raat ko Chhat Pe So Rahe The

MOLU to GOLU - Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?

GOLU: Teeli Jala k Dekh Le Yahi Hogi

1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha

1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha
2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya
1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya
2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya!!:-P

Sante kol 1sadhu aya,

Sante kol 1sadhu aya,
kenda kuj daan kro.
Santa-50 Rs. de dinda
hai, SADHU Khush ho ke,
Mang beta ki mangda hai,
Santa: Baba ji, mere 50 Rs mod do.. .. .. ..

Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka

Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi
Banta-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he

girl 2 Dr: Medical check up karana hai.
Dr: sare kapde utar ke parde ke pichhe let jao.
Girl-mera nahi mummy ka.
Dr: Acha ! mataji jeeb dikhao.

Boy-mere sath chalogi. girl-kaha

Boy-mere sath chalogi. girl-kaha?

Boy-jaha tum kaho.

girl-ok ! Police station chalte hain.

Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:

Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:

Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?

Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...

Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?

Pagal:

Bewakof...!!

Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai.

Teacher:Test yaad hai?

Teacher:Test yaad hai?

Student:Miss me Jaise hi prhne betha to light chali gai,
baad mein is dar se parhne nahi betha,
k kahin meri waja se phir light na chali jay.

GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?

BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.

GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.

BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.

Techr: why Taj Mahal considerd as a wonder of d world

Techr: why Taj Mahal considerd as a wonder of d world?

Student: Bcoz,Shahjahan built it witout taking any

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loan 4m bank.... ;-)
Gud evening !!

Mother To Doctor On Phone

Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai Mai Kya Karo Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.

Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,

Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?

Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,

Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....

Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,

Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian..!!

Reporter: Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?

Reporter:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?
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Shumila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga ho

Height of Kanjoosi

Height of Kanjoosi

Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch gya

Teachr:& Students:

Teachr:
Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye Jo
Pakistan Ne India Par Phenka
Tha Aur India Ne Usey Pencil
Ki Tarhan Bana Dia?

Students:
Adnan SAMI….