Napoleon: There is no such word as '

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.

Funny Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu

Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

Girlfriend: Will u marry me?

Girlfriend: Will u marry me?

Funny Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Girlfriend: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Boyfriend: I'm falling in love.

Q What would you call a girl

Q What would you call a girl who never laughs?

A Hasina

Q What does a kangaroo say when he

Q What does a kangaroo say when he finds her kid missing?

A Aaila!! kisi ne mera pocket mar liya.