DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,

DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?

Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
Boy-Long Drive Per.
Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.
to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.
1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya
But Tumhara Mobile "SWITCH OFF" Tha
Banta-Abe Wo Meri "HELLO TUNES" Hai

Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he

Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat he
meri yhi chahat he to kya kahogi

Girl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do

Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura do
Amma-Mai student hu

TC-Konse school me?
Amma-Wo q batau

TC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki

Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha..

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.