Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata

Santa throw his mobile in samundar

Santa throw his mobile in samundar & bola “ Aa aa upar aa”
His friend ask pani me se upar kaise aayega.
Santa bola “ Kyon nahi aayega DOLPHIN jo hai.”

santa & banta

Santa Banta ko – Yaar lag raha hai menu bird flue ho gaya
Banta :-> Tenu keda pata
Santa :-> Yaar mera hai na kal se udne ko man kar raha hai.

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

zardari cycle pe ja raha tha nwaz sharif

zardari cycle pe ja raha tha nwaz sharif mila or bola ALLAH ke nam pe kuch de do saieen zardari.. aa chal tuje aik or chaker doon

Wife : Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the

Wife : Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the
Husband : Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he

Wife : Kaisi galat-fehmi?
Husband : Yehi ki me nind me tha

Ek boyfriend apni girl friend se bola,

Ek boyfriend apni girl friend se bola, darling mere kaan mein
kuch naram sa, kuch halka, kuch mulayam sa kaho.
Girl friend boli 'DHOKLA'

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing .

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .

GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai

GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2009: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....

Boy- Nice dress!

Boy- Nice dress!
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Lipstick bhi acchhi hai..
Girl- Thanx!
Boy- Make up bhi achha hai!
Girl- Thanx bhaiyya!
Boy- Phirbhi sundar nahi lag rahi... ;-)

Sante ne Apni Biwi ko Dost k

Sante ne Apni Biwi ko Dost k sath ghumte hoye dekh kr Dost ko goli mar di
biwi boli
Apne Gusse pe kabu rakho Varna 1din sare Dosto se Hath
dho bethoge.

Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush

Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha…

Titanic

Ek 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya..

Ek 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya..

Uski maa boli- isne toh abhi duniya bhi nahi dekhi

1 ladki boli- aunty aap chinta nat karo maine dikha di thi

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen