Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke sath nai

Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke sath nai gaadi main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se gaddi chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....ladky ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "

A woman was looking for

A woman was looking for a bride for her son, she was given a call from a family.

Girl's mother : "Hamari beti itni gunnwanti hai ke poocho mat, uski aankh HIRNI jaisi hai, uski gardan SURAHIDAAR hai, uske honth GULAB ki pankhadiyon jaisey hain, uskey gaal Kashmir ke SEB jaisey hain, uski chaal NAGIN jaisi hai."

Boy's mother (Little frustrated) : "Aap ki beti mein koi INSAANO waley gunn bhi hai?"

Father: Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf..

Father: Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

A lion held a huge party at his place

A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species
were not invited.

Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala

Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

A haryanavi peasant came to the office

A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???�
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.�

Ek chowenty bhagi bhagi ja rahi thi.

Ek chowenty bhagi bhagi ja rahi thi.

Ek Gainday ne raste mai rook kar pocha: Chowenty bahin kahan baghi baghi jarahi ho?

Chowety ne mushkil se sanso ko sambalte howe kaha: Gainday bhai Hathi (Elephant) ka Eccident howa hai our usko khoon ke 10 botalo ke zarorat hain. tu mai ossko khoon dene jarahi hoon. take uski jan bach jaye.

Ek chowenty bhagi bhagi ja rahi thi.

Ek chowenty bhagi bhagi ja rahi thi.

Ek Gainday ne raste mai rook kar pocha: Chowenty bahin kahan baghi baghi jarahi ho?

Chowety ne mushkil se sanso ko sambalte howe kaha: Gainday bhai Hathi (Elephant) ka Eccident howa hai our usko khoon ke 10 botalo ke zarorat hain. tu mai ossko khoon dene jarahi hoon. take uski jan bach jaye.

What would Devananda Say he was

What would Devananda Say he was a vegeterian?

-Kutte,Kamine me tera khun nahi piyunga. Kyun ki me Vegeterian hoon.

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with “T�.
Person: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

Ek husband, wife lad rahay thay!

Ek husband, wife lad rahay thay!

husband' tu kuttiya'
wife 'tu kutta'
husband ' tu kuttiya'
wife ' tu pilla'
bacchha bola 'main pilla!