Bhakt: Bhagwn mujhe Drd do, Dukh do,

Bhakt: Bhagwn mujhe Drd do, Dukh do, Tension do,Mujhe Barbad kardo, Mere piche har muskil laga do..
Bhgwn: Abe sale sidha- bolna, tujhe ek "grlfrnd" chahiye……

banta & santa

Banta: yaar me kal Bitch per ghoomane gaya tha.
Santa: Ajib baat hai, tu kutti per baith kar ghoomane gaya phir bhi usne katta nahi

Accident hua, bheed ho gayi!

Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta mara pada tha...:)

Pappu- Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe

Pappu-
Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe
Call Ki Thi

Teacher-
Main Ne To Koi
Call Nahi Ki

Pappu-
To Phir Mere Mobile
Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call..

Kaidi- Try karna mujhe umr kaid ho, faansi nahi..

Kaidi- Try karna mujhe umr kaid ho, faansi nahi..
Santa- Dont worry!
After court-
Kaidi- Kya hua?
Santa- Bahut mushkil se umr kaid mili hai.. Saale riha kar rahe the!!!!!!! ;-)

Banta In art gallery: ye bhynak tasvir ko

Banta In art gallery: ye bhynak tasvir ko aap modern art kahte hai?
Art Dealer: Mere bap tu dimag mat laga ghar ja, ye aaina hai...

Sonu- Abe, Tune School Aana Q Chhod Diya

Sonu- Abe, Tune School Aana Q Chhod Diya

Monu- Yaar, Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke
1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

Pappu: Papa Iron kyon kar rahe ho

Pappu: Papa Iron kyon kar rahe ho
Santa: Iron karne se salwat nikal jaate hain
Pappu: Phir to bahoo achha Papa main Dadaji ke Gaal ke salwat nikaal dunga

Banta Bank Manager se

Banta Bank Manager se
Mera Loan pass kar do
Manager: Is file per wajan nahi hai
Banta: Apna joota rakh deta hai, aur poochhata hai mera loan pass ho jayega

Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?

Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me"ABE GADHE"Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?
LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?

LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

ladki ka baap-tum mere ladki se kitne mahine se pyaar karte ho.

ladki ka baap-tum mere ladki se kitne mahine se pyaar karte ho.


Boy-char mahine se .

Baap-main kaise maanu.

Boy-aur paanch mahine ruko,yakin ho jaayega

Tution sir:

Tution sir:
Abey Gadhey, Homework kyun nahi karta hai tu!

Modern Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar, Saale Customer se aise baat karte hai kya?..?