santa & banta

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali

Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !

Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya? .

Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya?
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Pehlwan: janaab bache ka bage utha liya tha.

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women

Reporter: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar dont have clothes to wear

Laalu: U FOOL,tum FASHION TV dekhe ho? Rich women bhi clothes nahin pehanti hai. Yeh fashionwa ha

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-”Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.