1 boy to another:

1 boy to another:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha

Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki

Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Baap:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha

santa & banta

Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?
Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.
Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?

santa & banta

santa:tu kis din paida hua?
banta:itwar ko
santa:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!

ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..

ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..
2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..
1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..
2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya ......

All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in

All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini -
Biwi ki sunte hain,
Samajhte hain,
Aur.







15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hain.Gud mrng...

Ek baar exam me question aaya-

Ek baar exam me question aaya- HIPS PE ESSAY LIKHO!
Santa apni pant kholkar hips dekh raha tha tabhi Banta bola- MAM! USNE KUNJI KHOL RAKHI HAI!!

patient-mujhe aisi dava do jise khane per me

patient-mujhe aisi dava do jise khane per me murker jinda ho jau?
doctor-aisi dava to sirf Ekta kapoor hi de sakti hai.

Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried re

Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT SWIM"

santa & banta

Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the.
Banta : Ab Kaise hai?
Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.