Mr Saleem had 3 sons

Mr Saleem had 3 sons
1 Rehmet -e- Saleem
2 Barkat -e- Saleem
3 Meboob -e- Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name him

Baskar -e- Saleem!!

teacher: wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to

teacher: wo konsi chiz hai jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par tod nahi sakte .
student: apka mooh.......

santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000

santa:chal race lagate hain, jo harega wo rs.1000 dega. banta :thik hai par mujhe rasta nahi pata . santa:bas tu mere peece peeche rehna. banta :thanx bhai.

Santa ko exam mein koi sawal ka answer

Santa ko exam mein koi sawal ka answer nahin aata tha, santa ne har sawal ke neeche ///////// lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

Teacher:Beta tum iss class me 3 saal se fail ho

Teacher:Beta tum iss class me 3 saal se fail ho rahe ho.Tumhari umar me Shashtriji matric pass kar chuke the.
Student:Sir,gyan mat bantiye.Aapki umar me Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke the!!!

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte

santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai bada naam karega.

maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega...............................

Principal-batao Shivji ka dhanush kisne toda tha.

Principal-batao Shivji ka dhanush kisne toda tha.
Boy-Ghabrakar,Sir,such keh raha hoon maine nahi toda.
Principal-Master Sahab!aap kya padha rahe hain bachon ko.
Master-Sir!ye theek kah raha hai,isne dhanush nahi toda.Ye to kal school hi nahi aaya tha.

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.

Jab main bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi karo ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kar lunga.

Larki boli to kia apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi de sakte.