Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..

Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera

Girl- Ladka kaisa he..?

Girl- Ladka kaisa he..?
Brother-Ladka achha he,Engineering kiya he,
Dikhne me FILM ka HERO Lagta he..!
Girl : kaun si FILM ka HERO ?

" PAA"

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k bad apne papa se!

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k bad apne papa se!
Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?



Papa:Nahi beta



Bachcha: Phir itni khaufnaak mummy kahan se le aaye.

Math ki ladki ki gaali:saale dharti pe unsolved eq

Math ki ladki ki gaali:saale dharti pe unsolved eq,
trignometry k undefined angle,vector k dubl product,
kutte itna diferntiate krungi k kbi intergrt nhi ho paega

Teachr 2 studnt-past

Teachr 2 studnt-past, present, future ka 1example me deti hu or 1tum do
Tchr-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rhungi.
Stdnt-apko vham tha,vham h or vham rhega.

English class-kid

English class-kid: Me sleep with dad last night Madam corrected : NO beta,I slept with dad last night..

Kid : Aap mere sone k baad aayi hogi..

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h

?Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo..gm.

beta & papa

Beta : Papa,ye Girlfrnd kya hoti hai ?
Papa: jab tum bade ho kar aacha ladka banoge to tumhe b 1milegi..
Beta: agar aacha nahi bana to ?
Papa : to bahot milengi..