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Yeh sms jis insaan ko milta hai woh 5 second baad mar jaata hai.
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Nai marey?
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Yeh offer insano k liyay hai:-)

Shukar ada karo us KHUDA ka

Shukar ada karo us KHUDA ka k jisne mujhe dunya me bhejdia..


Warna..


24 ghnte khali mobile Screen ka mo dekhna prta

NA SHUKRO...=

It Is A Challenge For You..

It Is A Challenge For You..

Ap Kabhie Bhi Kar Nahi Sakte..

Himmat Hai To Kar Le Dikhao..

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Mere Number Pe 100 Ka Load... ;->

Universal msg 4 every girL..

Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon

K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen


K Aagay Say Jawab Deta Hai. :-)

Mohabat pehli bar ho to

Mohabat pehli bar ho to
“Bhola pan”

Doosri bar ho to
“Apna pan”

Teesri bar ho to
“Dewana pan”

Aur agr
bar bar ho to
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O Hello!
“Banda Ban”

Apki himat kese hoi mere bare me logon

Apki himat kese hoi mere bare me logon
Ko kehne ki
K mai

Sweet
Cute
Smart
Beautiful
Inteligent

Hun
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Agr muje NAZAR lag jati to?

Kbhi hath pe Kbhi hont pe

Kbhi hath pe
Kbhi hont pe
Kbhi ankh pe
Kbhi Gal pe
Kbhi nak pe
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Kiss
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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai
Garmi mai..

ACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do. . .

ACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya ye darwaza tod do. . .

Wah wah . .

Daya: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do.

Mohabbat ki raahon mein Do hi manzile hain,

Mohabbat ki raahon mein Do hi manzile hain,

Ae mere mehbood,

Ya dil mein utar ja
Ya Dil se Utar ja

Zabardast Baat*

Zabardast Baat*

Naiki Kar Ke Aisay Bhool Jaya Karo..!!

Jaise Gunah Karte Waqt Apne Rab Ko Bhool Jaate Ho...

Lux=Rs 22

Lux=Rs 22
Palmolv=Rs 18
Capri=Rs 20
Lif boy= Rs 16
Dove= Rs 95
Safgard= Rs 18
Tibet= Rs 10
Noor= Rs 19
Detol= Rs 25
in me se koi b lelo lekin plz
"NAHa" lo.

Jb meri koi call na aye,

Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

"Jo shaks apni pocket money

"Jo shaks apni pocket money se apne doston ko treat deta hai.
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.kamyabi hamesha us k kadam chomti ha..!!"

William Muft Khor. ;-)

Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad,

Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad, Kitab Khöli tö Ehsas howa,
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K kitabain khol k jo neend ati hae wo kisi or cheez se nai ati...:)

Humain to Apno Ne Lota,

Humain to Apno Ne Lota,

Gairon Main kahan dam tha,

Roti, kapra,
Makan ko to Chhoro,
Aj Subha Lote Main Pani kam tha..

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jab teri mehbooba ki naak beh rahi ho,
Aur tu usy chaat le...

Aur tujhe uska zaiqa rafhan custard
jaisa lage to samajh lena,


Mere Dost That You Are In LOVE...

Har Subah Ko Aapni Sanso

Har Subah Ko Aapni Sanso Me Rakho. Har Shaam Ko Aapni Baahon Me Rakho. Har "JEET" Aapki Hai. Bas Aapni "MANZIL" Ko Aapni Nigaho Me Rakho.

Zuban me phool hain aur lafzon

Zuban me phool hain aur lafzon ke hath me pathar
kaho jo dosti isko to dushmani kya hai..

Jab Tak Zinda Raha

Jab Tak Zinda Raha

Msg Karta Rahonga

Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya

Balke

Samajh Lena
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Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)

Mohabbat insan mai aik sharif

Mohabbat insan mai aik sharif jazbay ka naam ha, jisay nikal diya jaye tu Insan or Hewan mai koi farq nahi rehta.

log the

log the
Zbrdst ghar me ghus gae
Ur
Bed room se use utha k le gae
Ksi ne meri ek na suni
Jate hove keh gae
“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana”

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
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Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k

Chief Justice ne kaha hai k
Loadshading khatam hone
Tk bijli mehngi nhi ho gi
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Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tk
Sasti bijli estamal kro

Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,

Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,

Khushi k lye ANSOO qurban,

Dost k lye JAAN bhi qurban,

ur

agr dost ki girlfrnd mil jae,

To sala DOST bhi qurban

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai

Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai
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Major Rohail: Kya?
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Phatan:
Very Simple yaar
SARDI nhi lagti

Major Rohail:

Major Rohail:
Tum Nasha kyu karte ho
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Santa:
Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon