Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha?? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!! Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me

Mobile Ko Ejaad Karne Wale Ka Sapna Tha K Dunya Me
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FAQEER oR BHIKARI K Hath Men B Mobile Ho

MUBARAK HO

Aap Ny uska Sapna Such Kar Dikhaya.

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..



Wo likhte hai:---
"Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le..."

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....

Hsbnd: (in romantic mood):Tum meri zindgi ho....
Wife: aur kaho achcha lag raha hai....



Hsbnd: aur LANAT hai aisi zindagi pe.....

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,

Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EID MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya
Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga
Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui

Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish??

Khan saab: hamara jagah tum latak jao...!!

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k

Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote

molvi:logo se mukke or laat khao or gussa pee jao roza nai tote ga.;-)

Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne

Santa’s Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.

Santa: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?

Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.
Pathan bola: 'o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui

Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui?
Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.

The best shair written on A rickshaw!

The best shair written on A rickshaw!

Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana…

Yeh rickshaw chala raha hai pathan deewana

8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."

8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga."
Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Paket Willes dedo."

santa & banta

Santa - "Me to Apne sare Dosto ko Bhul gaya tha lekin 1 Film dekhi to sub Yaad aa gaye."
Banta - Aisa kya, Kon si Film thi?"
Santa - "KAMINEY"