Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain" is ka future tense banao.

Teacher: "Mere papa aaj job par gaye hain" is ka future tense banao.

Student: Wo kal bhi jaenge kisi k baap mei himmat hai to rok k dkhae

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?




santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.

Student: Machchhar Katne Se Pehle Kan

Student: Machchhar Katne Se Pehle Kan Ke Pas Kyo Bhinbhinata Hai?
Teacher: Ache Yoddha Shatru Ko Suchna Dekar Hi Attack Karta Hai.

Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He

Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se
Husband: Are tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!

Farishte Qabar Mein PATHAN Ko Maar Rahy Thay...!!!

Woh Hans Raha Tha..

Farishton Ne Waja Puchi To Bola:

Hum Khudkash Hamle Mein Mara Tha..

Ye Sar Hamara Hai Aur Jism Kisi Aur Ka..

Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”

Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga|”

Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!

Putra se naaraaj hote hue pita ne kaha- “Nalaayak!
prem-patra maine bhi khoob likhe the magar…|”
Putra- “Magar kya pitaji?”
Pita- “Teri tarah galat vyaakaran nahi
likha karta tha|”

Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baanka

Mahesh- “Mere bhai ka koi baal baanka
nahi kar sakta|”
Kamal- “Kya vah bahut bahaadur hai?”
Mahesh- “Nahi, vah ganja hai|”

Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,

Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”

Pathan:hum 25 behan bhai hain

Pathan:hum 25 behan bhai hain

Girl:kya tumharay ghar family plaining walay nahi ayay?

Pathan: aya tu tha lakin school samajh kar wapis chala gaya...

MY CLASS TEACHER"

MY CLASS TEACHER"
Pe 10 line likhne ko kaha

Thori der bad 1 student ne uth kr pucha:

Sir
'Kanjar' ko english me kya kehte hy =P

Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Teacher: Kal School Kyon Nahi Aaye Tum?

Student: Mujhy Bird Flu Hogaya Tha.

Teacher: Kia? Ye to Murgee ki Beemari Hai.

Student: Aap Ne Mujhy Insan Kab Chora Hai?

Roz He To Murga Bana Deti Ho.

Deadly IQ Question.

Deadly IQ Question.

Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”

Santa:

“jithy Ami Dabi,

Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu dabi”:-)

santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..

santa cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra..
Faqeer ne kaha ALLAH k nam pe kuch dy do!
santa cycle rokte hue, chal peeche beth tujhe jhulay doon.. ;

Pathan- Aaj hume Allah yad aa gya

Pathan-
Aaj hume Allah yad aa gya

Major Rohail-
Wo kese?

Pathan-
Hamara dukan mai jacket wala larka aya ur bola
"Allah O Akbar"
ek rupe ka sawal hy baba

Major Rohail:

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
.
.
Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...c

SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI

SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI.
BANTA-DIAMOND RING DE DO,
SANTA-NHI YAR AISI CHESE BATAO JO KABHI PAHNI NA HO
BANTA-GENTS KACHHA DE DE

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap movie nahi dekhte.

Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha hon...