Pthan ka Air Hostes sy jagra hogya

1 Pthan ka Air Hostes sy jagra hogya Pilot:Sir kia hua? PTHAN:isny hmari chai me Taweez milaya hy Air Hostes:Sir Khuda ka nam len,wo.."Tea Bag"tha..

Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare

Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Pathan:Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

Son:Mujhy circus dekhna hai.

Son:Mujhy circus dekhna hai.
Dad:Main busy hoon
Son:Wahan 1 nangi larki cheetay pe sawari karti hai
Dad:Chalo chaltay hain buhat din hogaey cheeta nahi dekha...

santa & banta

Santa 60th B'day
Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

santa & banta

Santa= Aisi ki tesi kab hoti hai.
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan v nahi bacha saakta.
Banta= Jab loose motion lage ho aur pajame ka naala na khule...

wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai

wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai.
Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai....

Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein:

Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein: Ajkal cable pe channel bohot kharab aa rahe hen!Pathan: Nahi, hamare ghar to saaf aa rahe hain. Aap apna taar check karo..

Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?

Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?
Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.
Wife: To phir anda bana doon?:-P

A person never smoked, Drank,

A person never smoked, Drank, no Affair, no Girlfriend, No Flirt, when died. Insurance Company refused claim,They Said " Jo Jiya hi nahin mara kaise ?"