Tu dil se krtey hain.

Ap ki 1 bat mjhy bohat psand hy

Aap Jb b koi Sms krty hain


Tu dil se krtey hain.

Qk


QK

QK


Dimagh tu ap k pass hy he nhi!
ha ha ha:-)

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum

Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke Bagairta...
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Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya "HIJDA" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai..

Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

Daru Peene Se Problem Solve Nahi Hoti

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Expert's Comment:
Preblem Doodh Peene Se Bhi Solve Nahi Hoti.
So Cheers! :-)

Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat'ti Hai?

Insan Ki Sab Se Ziada Kab Hat'ti Hai?

Guess Karo...

Nahi Pata?

Jab Koi Mehnga Tareen,
Genuine Mobile Le Kar Betha Ho,
Or
Koi Aa Kar Keh De.



"China" Ka Hai. :-)

Rab kare Aap ko Sab Miley

Rab kare Aap ko Sab Miley

Himath
Izat
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar

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Ab Bhi Button Daba Rahe Ho

LAALCHI.

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi Dena

Mar Bhi Jaun To Usko Khabar Nahi Dena


FARAZ!!!


Agar Wo Aa Gaya To Biryani Khatam Ho Jayegi! :-)

Yun He Mazaq Mazaq Main Hum

Yun He Mazaq Mazaq Main Hum Ganjay Ho Gaye Faraz...


Najane Kon Humare Shampoo Main Veet Cream Daal Gaya. :-(

Bohat Khwahish Thi

c K Mujh Ko woh “JAAN” bolay
FARAZ!

Bolti to hy Magr Pehle “BHAI” Laga deti hy..!

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan bhi ro para

Faraz

Jab Larkiuon kay Number se Bhari hui Sim Gum ho gai .....

Are O sambha,

Are O sambha,
zara bata to 1 msg ka kitna Daam Rakha H

Bilkul Free Hai sarkar

To utha mobile or
Bhej msg sab kanjooso ko Jinko free b mehanga lagta hai... ;->

Usne Mujhe Raat ko Qabarustan

Usne Mujhe Raat ko Qabarustan Mai Akela Chor Diya FARAZ...



Yeh Keh Kar K


Pyar Kiya to Darna Kiya. :-)

Wohi Mehsoos Karte Hain Tapish Mohaabat Ki

Wohi Mehsoos Karte Hain Tapish Mohaabat Ki


FARAZZ!!


Jin ki Girlfriend Ko Koi Aur Phansa K Le Jaye. :

Zindagi Mai Shaadi Karna Bhi Zaroori Hai

Zindagi Mai Shaadi Karna Bhi Zaroori Hai

FARAZ



Kyon k Sirf Baatein Karne Se Bachhay Nahi Hote. :-)

Do Baatain Hamesha Yaad Rakho

Do Baatain Hamesha Yaad Rakho

"apne Dosto se pyar karo, unki Sisters se nhi"

And

"apni Sisters se pyar karo unki dosto se nhi"

Baghairto sun lo:-)

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi

"FARAZ"


Maine Khushi Se Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar Kis Liye?

Usne Kaha

Ye Pyar Nahi Paglay
Kal Package ki Expiry Date Hai Is Liye.

Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe

Zindagi k KATHAN Or DUSHWAR Raaston Pe

Kon Aapka Saath NIBHATA hai?

?

Aapka Dost?

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Ya Phir Aapka hamsafar?

?

G Nahi. Sirf Or Sirf


Aapki "CHAPPAL".

Teacher: M.B.B.S. Stand For?

Teacher:
M.B.B.S. Stand For?

Student:
M.B.B.S. stand for

Muhtarma benzir Bhutto shaheed...

Mat ro zardari, abhi jaan baqi hai,

Mat ro zardari, abhi jaan baqi hai,

Tere liye poora Pakistan baqi hai,

Bibi mar gayi to kya hua,

Abhi to shiri rehman baqi hai....

Oye Mere Dost

Oye Mere Dost

Andhero Ke Ghost

Double Ande Ke Tost

Bhujhe Huye Lamppost

Flop Show Ke Host


I Miss U D Most

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
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Pakistani Team Ki Shikast ki Zimmedari

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Tehreek-e-Taliban Ne Qabool Kerli Hai.
"ABDUL REHMAN MALIK"...
Interior Minister.

Khushi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko

Khushi unhe nhi milti jo zindgi ko apni sharto pr jite h, Khushi to unhe milti h jo dusro ki khushi k liye apni zindgi k Mayne bdal dte h..

Apko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lge,

Apko Kabi Hmara Koi SMS Bura Lge,
To Apko Pura Huq he K Ap Apna Mobile Zor Se Diwar Pr De Maro,
Apki KHUshi Se Zyada Zruri Hmare liye Kuch Nhi Hai

Science ne sabit kiya ki

Science ne sabit kiya ki




"Bandar aur Gadhe" SMS padte vakt ANGUTHE ka istemaal karte he





NA-NA Ab ANGUTHA mat hatao sabit ho Chuka he

Hitler bhi chala gaya….

Hitler bhi chala gaya….
Sadam mara gaya……..
Bin laden ka pata nahi…
Tum bhi dikte nahi…….
Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..