Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya

Sardar K Ghar Chor A Gya
Sardar Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.

Sardar Bhagta Bhagta Chor Sy B Agay Nikal Gya.
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Sardar:
Ek Tay Chori Utto Saday Naal Raisaan…?

Sardar With Dentist

Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?

Doctor: Nahi

Sardar:
Mein Nikaal Leta Hon

Doctor:
Wo Kaise?

Sardar:
He
He He He

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K
1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…

Sardar:
NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)

1 Police Officer Bachey Se:

1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
“Al Qaida” Me Hain?

Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

Agar 1 Kashti Mai

Agar 1 Kashti Mai
Zardari
Ja Raha Ho
Aur Achanak!!
Kashti Doob Jaee
To Aap Kay Khayal
Mai Kaun Bach
Jaega
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Mai Batahoo…
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Bhutto
Ka
Khandan

Sardar: Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?

Sardar:
Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?

Pathan:
Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy

Srdar:
Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai?
Me Samja Nai

Pathan:
Is K Or Mere Drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai Hain

Sardar: Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?

Sardar:
Ye Bacha Tmara Kia Lagta Hy?

Pathan:
Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy

Srdar:
Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai?
Me Samja Nai

Pathan:
Is K Or Mere Drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai Hain

Ek Pathan Hotel Mein

Ek Pathan Hotel Mein
Roasted Chicken Khanay K Baad Haddi Chaba Raha Tha,
Paas He Baitha Aik Sardar,
Daal Kha Raha Tha
Usne Pathan Se Tanziya Andaz Mein Pocha:

Khan!
Tumhary Illaqay Mein Kuttay Kia Khatay Hain?

Pathan:
‘Daal’

Moral:
Bach K!
Pathan B Point Mar Saktey Hain..!