kanjoos baap bete se-:

kanjoos baap bete se-:
meri dili khwaish hai ki tum bade hokar wakil bano,
son wo kyu?
kanjoos-:taki mera black coat tumhare kaam aa jaye...

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

Principal : y r u late..all ur classmates

Principal : y r u late..all ur classmates came to class in time..??!!


Student :
"jhund me kutte ate hain sir......
sher to akela ata hai "

Ladka- Apni class fellow se,

Ladka- Apni class fellow se, Tum paas ho gayi ho?
GirL- Haa bilkuL!
Ladka- to muh to meetha karwa do!
GirL- Kis se?

Ladka- Chalo kiss se he karwa do...

:-D
Gm

Tchr:Galti hone pe maafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.

Tchr:Galti hone pe maafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?
Stud:Samajhdar.
Tchr:Aur galti na hone pe b mafi magne waale ko kya kehte hai.?



Stud:Boyfrnd...