Girl : aisa khat likh ke pa sajna, meri

Girl : aisa khat likh ke pa sajna, meri umar beet jaye pardi di .

Boy : f;%(i=01>xE'1;i:e$ya#>#"e!>;=*e(p+>i*<tf!)*2<wq@:lkj,ty*oi=uy&sa%zxi=iii<er=(i0+io) Le hun padi jaa.....

A man said to a Sardar: "Petrol ke rate

A man said to a Sardar: "Petrol ke rate kafi badh gye hai"

Is par Sardar bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

The phone rings at Punjab Police headquaters.

The phone rings at Punjab Police headquaters. They answer : "Hello?"
"Hello, Is that the Punjab Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?'
"I'm calling to report my neighbour Santa Singh as an enemy of the
state. He is hiding diamonds in his firewood."
"This will be noted."
Next day, the Punjab Police goons come over to Santa Singh's house.They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood,find no diamonds,swear at Santa Singh and leave.
The phone rings at Santa Singh's house. He answers,"Hello."
"Hello Santa! Did the Punjab Police come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?'
"Yes they did."
"O.K., now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

"Mother: Sikh.

Father: Sikh

Kid:Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.

Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.This enemy also cuts the left ear of banta.By doing so santa and banta come in confusion to differenciate. So, next thing santa keeps on cutting his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta's horse.At last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one leg only .The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white .

A BEARDED BENGALI AND SARDARJI

A BEARDED BENGALI AND SARDARJI GOT INTO AN ARGUEMENT OVER WHICH STATE PRODUCED MORE FREEDOM FIGHTERS, BENGAL OR PUNJAB. THEY DECIDED FOR EACH PATRIOT NAMED FROM HIS STATE HE WOULD BE ENTITLED TO PLUCK OUT A HAIR FROM THE OTHERS BEARD. THE BENGALI OPENED THE OFFENSIVE WITH "KHUDI RAM BOSE" AND TWEAKED A HAIR FROM THE SARDAR JI'S BEARD. THE SARDARJI RESPONDED WITH "BHAGAT SINGH" AND PLUCKED ONE HAIR OUT OF THE BENGALIS BEARD. AND SO IT WENT ON PAINFULLY WITH THE BENGALI HAVING A ENDLESS LIST. THE SARDARJI CAME TO THE END OF HIS LIST. AND WITH GREAT FORCE SHOUTED ""JALIANWALA BAGH"" AND YANKED OF THE BENGALIS BEARD OFF HIS CHIN

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train.

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

"bhai sahib " responds

"bhai sahib " responds the conductor "main enke galiyan to sun he nahin raha hoon. Mujhe to un Sardarji ke galiyaan sun rahi hain jinko maine Ludhaine main utaar deya.