1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai,

1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye."
Santa aya aur kehne laga - "Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai...."

1 ladka - "Mere Papa itne lambe hai

1 ladka - "Mere Papa itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalte FAN ko rok dete hai."
2 ladka - "Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte."

Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam

Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."

banta & santa

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai

santa & banta

Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye

Examiner:y r u under tension?

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya

sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya


gabber k bowlers ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run diye.

batao kyu?


q ki wicket keeper thakur tha

Doctor-"Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit."

Doctor-"Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit."
after 1 hour,,,
Santa-"Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai."
Doctor-"Kya khaya tha..?"
Santa-"Nariyal chilke sahit...."

According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??

According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
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Coz....
He Keeps Saying...
"Holi CUB hai,
CUB hai Holi...."

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya

Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi

Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha

Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha

Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun
Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun

Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya C

Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha

1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha

kisi ne usko toka

Is ko cheel to lo

Pathan bola: cheelne ka kya zarorat hai hum ko malum hy

is K andar KELA hi ha!

Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,

GOLU England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,

Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,

Dance Karny K Bad Bola,

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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai

Master To Student:

Master To Student:
A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijiye

DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye gi!

DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye gi!

Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain?

Dukandaar: nahi… "KEEL" hain