santa & banta

Sant: meine khat likha tha ki meri shadi per jaroor aana, tum q nahi aaye?

Banta: yaar mujhe khat mila he nahi.

Banta: meine likha tha k khat mile ya na mile tum zaroor aana

1admi santa ke bete se poochta hai:

1admi santa ke bete se poochta hai: beta papa ghar pe hai????
santa ka beta SPRITE peete hue: uncle seedhe bolo mummy se milna hai,
Seedhi baat no bakwaas

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

SHADI MEANS-:

SHADI MEANS-:
S-SHANTI BHANG
H-HIMMAT KHTAM
A-AAJADI SAMAAPTA
D-DIMAG KHARAB
I-IN "MAN'S" LIFE

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA,BRITNE

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai.... tumhare paas kya hai?

Indian: Hamare paas IMRAN HASMI jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!

Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai?

Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai? Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai, Magar Radio mein nahi.

Teacher- Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab se Chhota Kaun hai??

Teacher- Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab se Chhota Kaun hai??
Student- Mere Papa.. Teacher- Wo Kaise??
Student- Wo Aaj bhi Mummy ke Saath Sote hai..