Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram

Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram (cremation) kar ke ghar lot raha tha.

Tabhi asman me jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.

Husband bola: Lagta hai pohonch gayi.

Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to u

Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se
Smell aati hai.
Dr.“kamal hai jb mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”

Question Paper in year 2050:

Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples

Bhikari Pathan sy!

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana… ;->

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,

Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha

Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha
“DOST”
Aaj Us ka Beta Bola
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Abbu Mujhe School Chor Do Na
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Moral:
Har Koi Teri Tarha Mamu Nahi Banta

Teacher ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batany k liye

Teacher ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batany k liye
1 KEERA SHARAB me dala to wo mar gia
Teachr:Ap Ne Kia Seeka?
studnts: SHRAB penay se Pait k keeray marte hain

Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le

Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le
Lakin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le gy
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Major Rohail: pehle pta hota tu shadi b bank se loan le kr krta

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .