Khubsurti ye nhi k naey

Khubsurti ye nhi k naey
Soot,
Boot,
pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
is liye "UNDERWEAR" daily change kia karo

I Am Idiot

No

I
Am
Not
Decent


I
Am
Not
Good



I
Am
Stupid



I
Am
Mental



I
Am
Idiot




Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?

Tum jesi bhe ho Mere Dost ho..
Got it ;-)

Aik GADHA tha,

Aik GADHA tha,





Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,





Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,




Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..






Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Dil krta hy

Dil krta hy
Har pathar pe
"I Miss You" likho'n
Aur
Wo pathar aap ki
"SIR" pe day maaron
Taa kay
Aap ko pata chaley k
Aap ki yaadai'n kitna dard deti hain...

Toilet mei ghanta to laga lakin dil mei

Toilet mei ghanta to laga lakin dil mei sakon hai "FARAZ"

Jo dard ki lehar uthi thi usay ek lotay ne baha dia.

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaen

Ishq kay samandar may tou hum bhi doob jaen
FARAZ.....!








Shart ye hai kay Titanic wali heroin sath ho....!

Jab bhi dil me aapki khushi ki dua aai hai

Jab bhi dil me aapki khushi ki dua aai hai
is dil ne sachi khushi paai hai
Darr lagta hai kahi chot na aaye aapke dil ko mere lafzon se
Kyuki aapki khushi me meri khushi samai hai.....

Kitni dair se meri Ankhein

Kitni dair se meri Ankhein Num hain ~Faraz~
.
.



Koi to Kameena hai Jo Kaat raha hai pyaz!

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga

Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga
Jab
Dunya pr

Pakistanio
ki Hakumat ho gi..

.

Kiu k

Baki insan
Taraki kr k

Chand pr
ja Chukay hogey

KFC New Prices

KFC New Prices

Piza@Rs.200
Chicken@Rs.150
Burger@Rs.100
Pepsi@Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate

Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,?Beautiful Beautiful.?jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

.
.

Sochoo...

.

Nahi Pata?

.

Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.

Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.

Ab Aaya Samajh Main?

GJ 3 AB 9345

GJ 3 AB 9345
GJ 3 AB 30
GJ 3 AH 1 12
GJ 3 AR 12 49



hello itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?





Kal subah hote hi
in sab gaadiyon
par kapada maar dena

MERA dil itna bada hain

MERA dil itna bada hain



Itna bada hai....




Itna bada hai....


Itna bada hai....



Chal rehne de tere mobile ka screen BHOUT CHOTA HAI.

Kyon? bade bade sher kehna

Kyon? bade bade sher kehna baye haath ki ART samajhte ho... dusron ke msg forward karte ho aur khud ko bada SMART samajhte ho!

Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen

Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen shaks k GAAL pe KISS krun.



Magar






Men chah k bhi





apnay GAAL nhi choom skta..

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata de

Dil to chahta hai k dunia k sab se haseen shaks k GAAL pe KISS krun.



Magar






Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena!DosT!


Itni zor ka chamat parega ke sab kuch acha lagne lagae ga. . ;-)

Din raat sms kar kar

Din raat sms kar kar k aisa kar dia tum ne zaalimo..!! . . . . . . . . . .

Ghar ki ghanti bajnay par b mobile utha leta hon... ;-)

kala kambal kala kambal,

kala kambal kala kambal,
kala rang kadai ka,
ek toh tere yaad sataye
dujhi fikre padai ka.

Ab to pathano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain

Ab to pathano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain

“FARAZ”

Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai

“Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..

Kya apko ladkiya pasand hain?

Kya apko ladkiya pasand hain?Kya Ladkiyo ki baate sunna chahte hain? Hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte ho? To. Gol gappe ka thela lagao...

Apki DOSTI Apun ko Itna Pasnd Hy Jaise

Apki DOSTI Apun ko Itna Pasnd Hy Jaise

Ullu ko Rat

Dentist ko Dant

aur

Gadhe ko Laat

Raja ko Gaddi

Kutte ko Haddi

aur







Nange ko Chaddi:-):-)

gajni dekhne ke bad ye

gajni dekhne ke bad ye andaza hua ki hum v aamir se kam nahi,
hum v padte hai
yaad karte hai,
samjhte hai
aur 15min k bad bhool jate hai

:*Fresh Flower for you*

:*Fresh Flower for you*
.
.
.
*What are you looking for?



Flowers..?

.

:

*Have Some Sense Yaar...

Ye Moblie hai "Gamla Nahi"

Agar koi tumhe kahe

Agar koi tumhe kahe
"oye INSAN ban jao"

To
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ek bar koshish zror krlena...

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar FARAZ,

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar FARAZ,


K lash khud uth k boli


lay tu mur ja sadi kher ay. .

China ki Abaadi 1 Arab 35 Kror

China ki Abaadi 1 Arab 35 Kror
14 Wazir

India: 1 Arab 27 Kror
32 Wazir

Amrica: 32 Kror
14 Wazir

Brtania: 13 Kror
12 Wazir

Pak: 17 Kror
96 Wazir
Geo PAKISTAN...

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Arz Kya Hai:


University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Wah Wah Wah

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.


Kyon K


B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)

Kitni ajeeb ha ye ‘Miss’ se mohabbat…

Kitni ajeeb ha ye ‘Miss’ se mohabbat…

‘FARAZ’

Hum ne diya unhen love letter, unho ne home work samajh kr check kr diya.

Dil k liye khushyon ki zarorat he,

Zindagi k liye dil ki zarorat he,

Dil k liye khushyon ki zarorat he,

Khushyon k liye DOST ki zarurat he,

Or Achey DOST k liye





Sub Ko Meri Zarorat Hai...

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch

Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!


Izzat ,

Shohrat ,

Daulat




Aur Haan ...




Aata
Cheeni Bhi ...