jin ask man :hukumm mere aaka

jin ask man :hukumm mere aaka main tumhare liye kya paish karoon,
man:mujhe rehne ke liye ik makan de.
jin:aaka agar mere pass makan hota tou main kya bottle main raheta.

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ICE-CREAM 4 U
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Zayada Muskurao Mat

Ager HIMMAT Hai Too Kha K Dekho?!!!

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai?

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai?
Papa: Tum mery bety ho Ye Sach hai,Tumhara Dost Arshad B mera hi beta hai Ye 1 Raaz hai

Ek admi dosrey admi se

Ek admi dosrey admi se
"ye bachey itne shararti kyun hotey hain"

DOsra bola
"Jo cheez banti sharaRat se hy wo sharif kasey ho sakti hey"

sardar g ko invitation mila k aap

sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehn k aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekha
k k k k
logon ne pent shirt bhi pehnay huye the

susti ki intiha,

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked ”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife: ”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”

Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
“khan sahab kia howa ?”
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero

Ap ki 5 khobian…

Ap ki 5 khobian…

1..

2..

3..

4..

5..

Zindagi mein koe acha kaam kia hota to aaj ye jaga khali na hoti….1:-@

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….

Teacher: sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

.O.K

gana sunenge

gana sunenge

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focukt main to aisa hi milega