Man: Car Kyun Halki Ki?

Man: Car Kyun Halki Ki?
Driver: Gear Badla Hai
Man: O Hram Khor Nikal Meri Car Se Meri Mojodgi Me Gear Badla Main Na Hota To Pori Car Bdal Deta

Santa:Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi hai.

Santa:Mujhe phone par dhamkiya mil rahi hai.
Police: kaun woh?
Santa: BSNL wale, bolte hai bill nahi bhara to kaat denge

One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.



One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…

Bhikari : Saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai

Bhikari : Saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai
Man : Kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai
Bhikari : Par saab sath me girl friend hai
Man : Bhikari ho kar girl friend banali
Bhikari : Nai saab, girl friend ne bhikari bana diya

Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien,

Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien, Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge..
Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai?
Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge.. .

Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian

Pehla Dost: Tum Ne Garmion Ki Chuttian Kahan Guzareen?

Doosra Dost: 1 Din GHOREY Ki Qamar Pe Baqi 59 Din Hospital Me...

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji

Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji

Teacher-santa tum kal skul kyu nahn aaye.

Teacher-santa tum kal skul kyu nahn aaye.
Santa-gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Teacher-kahan gire kahan lagi?
Santa-takiye pe gira tha aur aankh lag gayi.

Santa Pilot Se Head Phone

Santa Pilot Se Head Phone
Cheen Raha Hota Hai...

Pilot: Yeh Kia kar rahe Ho?

Santa: Ticket Hum Dein Aur
Gane(Songs) Tu Akela Sune

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.

ChILd:He he he he

'"Ham na badlein gay waqt ki raftaar kay sath,,,

'"Ham na badlein gay waqt ki raftaar kay sath,,,
'"Faraz"'

Ham jab b milen gay hamari sabzi ka rate 1 he ho ga

Aalo 10rs kilo
Tamator 15rs
Muli 5 rs

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->

I've No Girl friend

I've No Girlfriend



I've No Girl friend


I've No GirL Friend


I've No GirL Friend


Tum aPnay wA|i kA Number dE Do


Poori Das Ho jAin gI

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho?

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?

1st boss: Tumne us larki ko job Q nhi di?
2nd boss:Yr wo boht bewakuf thi
1st:Wo kese?
2nd:Kuch nhi bs jb maine usay bethne k liye kaha to wo chair dhundne lgi

Ek operation ke bad patient bola-"

Ek operation ke bad patient bola-"Doctor saal kya ab me thik hu?" Jawab mila-"Doctor to neeche reh gaya mai to Chitragupt hu"

Maalik naukar se : Aaj tumane roti me

Maalik naukar se : Aaj tumane roti me jayada ghi laga diya hai.

Naukar : Galti ho gai maalik lagta hai mene aapko apni roti de di.

Teacher: Sach aur veham mai kya fark hai?

Teacher: Sach aur veham mai kya fark hai?

Stud: Aap jo hum ko pahra rahy hain wo sach hai lekin hum parh rahy hain ye apka veham hai:-)

Ek doctor k clinic k bahar lambi line

Ek doctor k clinic k bahar lambi line lagi huithi.. Ek sardar bar bar line me ghusta aur log ose bahar phenk dete. Usney kaha agay raho salo mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga

seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka

seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka
yeh 10000
yeh 5000
or woh wala sirf 500 rupee.
custmr: 500 ka kyun hai?
seller: china ka hai, koi guarantee naheen ghar jaa k bhonkna shuru ker dai

Baap bete se :Qutub minar kaha hai??

Baap bete se :Qutub minar kaha hai??
Beta : Pata nahi
Baap : Kabhi ghar se nikla karo
Beta : Ram Lal kon hai
Baap : Pata nahi kyo
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha ka

By: deepak

Deadly IQ OF SANTA SINGH!

Deadly IQ OF SANTA SINGH!


Wat's d Opposite of ACHAAR??


A- ONION!

HOW?

A- Achaar=Pickle=Pee-Kal..

So, Opposite of Pee-Kal= Pee-Aaj= Onion!

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?


Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.


Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega

Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,

Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?

Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)